What Would Rihanna Do?
A lot of my generation are going to end up unmarried, without kids, without having long term relationships. Everyone expects shit to happen for them without actually trying. We expect to suddenly find our future wife/husband after having no lasting relationships as soon as we turn 25-30.
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers