bl0wmekissesxo:

bishopmyles:

Accurate.

Lmao

trillaryclinton:

if i had to sum up my life in one sentence:

a nigga just be chilliin.

bl0wmekissesxo:

dannotati:

only——gifs:

 Check me blog!  

Puss in boots! 😩
tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

The best smell in the world is the man that you love.

— Jennifer Aniston (via myheart—yourhands)
xkittykaattx:

wheresmae:

HOLY SHT

LOVE MEE

My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning, for example homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework, see? Nothing. Our existence she said is the same way. You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why.

Repetition by Phil Kaye (via electric-wish)
psyducked:

unleash the Titan